Quotable Quotes - Part Deux
"you know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither" - Steve Martin
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgemental, where, of course, men are just grateful" - Robert De Niro
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand" - Woody Allen
"Sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope" - George Burns
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading" - Steve Jobs (founder of Apple Computers)
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch" - Jack Nicholson
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet" - Robin Williams
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy" - Tom Clancy
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place" - Billy Crystal
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships" - Sharon Stone
"Bi-sexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night" - Rodney Dangerfield
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