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keir_grey 20th-November-2007 11:29 AM

Quotable Quotes - Part Deux
 
"you know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither" - Steve Martin

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgemental, where, of course, men are just grateful" - Robert De Niro

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand" - Woody Allen

"Sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope" - George Burns

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading" - Steve Jobs (founder of Apple Computers)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch" - Jack Nicholson

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet" - Robin Williams

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy" - Tom Clancy

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place" - Billy Crystal

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships" - Sharon Stone

"Bi-sexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night" - Rodney Dangerfield

20th-November-2007 01:11 PM

keep it coming pal....:D

iceman 20th-November-2007 02:07 PM

"it feels great when she's doing the paddle while you adjusting the nuts" - iceman :D

Godfather 21st-November-2007 03:32 PM

:D :D aiya...how come no pics?!!! :p

keir_grey 21st-November-2007 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godfather (Post 959)
:D :D aiya...how come no pics?!!! :p

wa buay hiao upload lei......always got problem, telling me pic size too big...:D

Godfather 22nd-November-2007 12:57 AM

tat problem solved liao, u try again, got prob, tell me! i Bao!
cannot oso make until can :D

keir_grey 22nd-November-2007 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godfather (Post 975)
tat problem solved liao, u try again, got prob, tell me! i Bao!
cannot oso make until can :D

trying to upload a 141kb jpg.....cannot leh......:o

Godfather 23rd-November-2007 07:57 PM

kaotim !
for you cannot oso must make until can. kam tong bo?:p
Your try again.

keir_grey 24th-November-2007 11:03 AM

god-daddy,

did i do IT wrongly?

Exceeds your quota by 46.5 KB. Click here to view your attachments


this keeps popping up when i try to upload the attachment leh.....

Virgin Boy :D

Godfather 24th-November-2007 11:46 PM

hmm... let me check it out.

Godfather 28th-November-2007 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keir_grey (Post 988)
god-daddy,

did i do IT wrongly?

Exceeds your quota by 46.5 KB. Click here to view your attachments


this keeps popping up when i try to upload the attachment leh.....

Virgin Boy :D

ermm...paiseh paiseh, miss out some settings :p
now sure can liao! ;)


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